1. Honestly, do you have friends?
no, I spend a lot of time alone
yes, but I don't really like them
sure because I'm awesome
yes, and I put them ahead of myself

2. Join a band? Hooray!
lead singer
drummer
bassist
keyboardist

3. Do you like to snuggle?
eww
no, it makes me uncomfortable
sure, I guess
snuggle-wuggle-yay

4. If you were in a comic book, you would be
the hero
the sidekick
the sagely mentor type
the evil villainy type

5. Pirates are cooler than ninjas because
they don't have to sneak around to beat people up.
they do things for themselves and their own good, instead of being hired stooges.
they are much more companionable.
--Actually, ninjas are a lot more efficient and better trained.

6. Fight or flight?
fight
flight

7. Why can't you get a date?
You're too frickin' self-righteous.
You're too frickin' self-absorbed.
You're too frickin' wussy.
You're too frickin' boring.

8. Let's play a game!
monopoly
truth or dare
scrabble
poker